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    Funny Jokes

    what are some really funny jokes out there, any type of joke, it doesnt matter as long as its funny

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    why do birds live in poor neighborhoods?
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    i only know evil/rude jokes so none from me!
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    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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    What's an E-maxxs favorite kind of meat? (Torque!) You know, instead of pork.

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    My wife said, "Watcha doing today?

    I said, " Nothing"

    She said, "You did that yesterday"

    I said, "I wasn't finished"

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    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

    If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan...
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    Inappropriate
    Last edited by ksb51rl; 11-26-2014 at 10:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greatscott View Post
    Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

    If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan...
    Classic good clean humor


    Quote Originally Posted by Rich2 View Post
    My wife said, "Watcha doing today?

    I said, " Nothing"

    She said, "You did that yesterday"

    I said, "I wasn't finished"
    Lol Ive never heard that one its quite funny
    everything being dif doesnt mean anythings changed

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    Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.
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    What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    Nothing, it waved!

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    Because the cow has the otter!

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    what did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam

    That's the only appropriate joke i know.

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