what are some really funny jokes out there, any type of joke, it doesnt matter as long as its funny
A skeleton walks into a bar and sits down. He tells the bartender to give him a drink and a mop.
My truck sees more air than yours!!!
why do birds live in poor neighborhoods?
this is a accectable signature?????
i only know evil/rude jokes so none from me!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
[if you dont get it, dont worry about it.]
What's an E-maxxs favorite kind of meat? (Torque!) You know, instead of pork.
My wife said, "Watcha doing today?
I said, " Nothing"
She said, "You did that yesterday"
I said, "I wasn't finished"
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan...
Submarine Qualified, Chief Inducted, Navy Retired
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My mind is dark, dirty, and unorganized. Almost like my room.
Whatever you are, be a good one.
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.
Slash 4x4, Rusty VXL(project), Slash 2wd(project).
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it waved!
Why does a cow milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the otter!
what did the fish say when it hit the concrete wall? Dam
That's the only appropriate joke i know.