-The power bill went up 25% due to your charging station.

-Everywhere starts to look like a potential bashing spot.

-Quality time no longer includes your spouse.

-When packing for a trip, you'd leave the extra change of clothes behind so you can fit the r/c gear in the suitcase.

-You routinely fly your R/C....but it doesn't have wings or a propeller.

-When it comes to R/C parts, you have spares for the spare's spares.

-The Lhs will stay open for an extra hour if you call ahead.

-You'll do a weekly tune up on your R/C, but the family car barely runs.

-You've never walked to the store, but if the battery pack is fully charged, you'll make excuses to go.

-Lunch break is often launch break.

-Clothes are on the floor and r/c parts are in the drawers.

-Your eBay feedback score hit triple digits in under a year.

-You've given pet names to all your r/c's.

-You can't help but chase all small animals with your R/C vehicle.

-You plan your work schedule to coincide with the lhs's hours of operation.

-One power bar isn't enough for your charging station.

-You start to feel guilty about not using the old nimh packs that still hold a charge, so you top them up, but still never use them.

-You start to think of ways to use your r/c to do chores.

-You'd never settle for a lipo pack with only 45 mins of runtime.

-Part swaps on your r/c start to resemble NASCAR pitstops.

-Your on a first name basis with everyone in the warranty department of you parts supplier.

-You now have so many lipos that you set the LVC to storage voltage.

-You're idea of getting lipo has nothing to do with losing weight.

-It would take an entire weekend to fully charge all your batteries.

-Packages arrive at the post office every two days.

-If your P2de came to life, it would beat the crap out of you for a while...on every type of surface.

-Your dog has developed a taste for R/C tires.

-You have to keep a list to know which packs are fully charged.

-You now consider your significant other to be your R/C vehicle.

-There are tire burnout marks on the Lino in the kitchen.

-Lhs owner sends you a Christmas card containing a list of all the new arrivals.

-People start to think you're a heavy smoker cuz you're always talking about going through 2-3 packs a day.

-When the forum is down for more than two days you check yourself into detox.

-You have r/c modifications named after you.

-If your forum posts total were dollars you could retire early.

-You dream of using servos to make everything remote control.

-You own r/c's that you've never driven.

-The ring bearer at your wedding was an E-Maxx.

-The lhs owner just bought a new Mercedes and you're three payments behind on your Kia.

-A crowd gathers when you bash.

-You're X-mas wish list is a Traxxas exploded view.

-The only thing you've cooked in the last year is tires.

-The Lhs owner comes to you for parts.

-When strangers approach you while you're bashing, you can recruit them into r/c in fifty words or less.

-You recorded over your wedding video with speed run footage.

-You can build another complete r/c vehicle in a couple hours without buying any parts.

-Your r/c gets it's own seat in the family car, and you're willing to leave someone behind to keep it that way.

-You're willing to go out in public with a camera strapped to your head.*

-You're always getting lost cuz your gps unit is never in the family car anymore.

-You've read this whole post and can relate to almost all of it!*

Just a little something I put together last night to give all you fine people a bit of a laugh (or a moment of clarity. Lol) Many of the ideas for these came from stuff we've joked about, or things I've read about others doing that I figured was pretty comical over in the P2de forum in the year I've been posting there.

Feel free to add your own, or comment on any of the ones above. I will update with more as they come to me.

Thanks for reading!*