Mall Crawlers...........................

[bjoehandley]

[TMaxxcrazy33]

haha..i have seen one or two where i live

[MAXXXMASHER]

That's why I stick with RC crawling; it's a lot cheaper!!

[bjoehandley]

Same here, I don't have to rely on those to get to work every day!

[Double G]

Lowes guy: "Let's build something together."

[slowenuff]

Lowes doesn't sell brains.

[Jay 313]

I LOATHE mall crawlers. I shed a tear every time I see a 4x4 with 22's.

Maybe if this clown ditched the IFS/torsion bars for a solid axle/coil-overs and added some lift, he might have actually succeeded at whatever the heck it was he was trying to do.

Probably not.

[bjoehandley]

He may have tried to side hill the thing by the way that looks.

[CraigV]

You guys have it all wrong - the guy driving the Hummer is the Lowes Employee of the Month and the snow mound is covering his special parking spot. He was going to park in that spot NO MATTER WHAT!

[john01374]

I have to snap a pic of the guy that works at the local Menards. He owns an H2 on 24's. The whole truck is covered in every piece of chrome junk he could find and on top of all that it's an H2 that's slammed on the ground.....

Idiots is all I can say

[Jay 313]

I have to snap a pic of the guy that works at the local Menards. He owns an H2 on 24's. The whole truck is covered in every piece of chrome junk he could find and on top of all that it's an H2 that's slammed on the ground.....

Idiots is all I can say

Agreed. Anything other than an H1 is just a poser truck anyway IMO, but to completely kill a rig by putting on massive "dubz" and chrome crap ought to be a criminal offense.

It's what I not-so-affectionately call "American Rice". Want big wheels? Get a CAR - not a 4x4! It's like putting a sweater and booties on a pit bull....

[wirgej38]

i looks a little like that hummer is photo shopped to me

[CoolestDinosoar]

i looks a little like that hummer is photo shopped to me

agreed. there is no snow or moisture on the tires, and the truck is PERFECTLY clean, which is a rarity in winter with all the salt and such. There are also no tracks on the snow pile, and the reflection in the chrome part of the bumper is all wrong. The shadow on the rear fender is also not in the right direction for where the sun is coming from. The reflection in thw window is also very obviously 'shopped, and has that dumb "blur and mix" look...

I call shenanigans...

[dblrnut]

"look what I can do " then things got interesting

[CoolestDinosoar]

lowes guy: "we sell calcium chloride ice-melt in industrial sized bags if you REALLY want to park here. This pile should be gone in about a few weeks if you take that route... AND It's better for the environment than that other stuff!"

haha

[warwagon98xj]

hold my drink an whatch this.......

Watch your References
-ksb51rl

[bjoehandley]

lol, I was just going to say now we know why "Hey, Y'all watch this!" is followed by "Hold My Drink."







Watch your References
-ksb51rl

[jwaj2002]

hmm... I know of a chrysler cirrus that could have made that climb...

will this work?

[Jay 313]

Looks to be a Dodge Stratus, actually. The Cirrus, Stratus, and Plymouth Breeze were all the same car.

But that's beside the point.

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-ksb51rl

[bjoehandley]

Cripes, why do people keep doing that?!

[jwaj2002]

the stratus is just plain awesome, its sitting on a dodge dakota 4x4 chassis, they've added some kc lights for heads and tails since I took those

[Jay 313]

Awesome?

[bjoehandley]

Awesome?

Awsomely hideous would be my guess.......

[dub c]

thats not a dodge dakota chassis! looks to me like a mid 80s full size blazer chassis

[jwaj2002]

that stratus would be a blast to drive off road, its different, and its built to do it

[bjoehandley]

Looks like it's got Chevy axles at least, not sure how fun it would be off road, especially depending on how bady it was built.