Real Classified Listings from papers around the country:
-Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
-Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel; 1/2 sneaky neighbors dog.
-Free puppies....Part German Shepherd, Part stupid dog.
-German Shepherd 85lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
-Found: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat....been out a while...better be a reward.
-Snow Blower for sale....only used on snowy days.
-Nordic track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
-Hummers- largest selection ever- "If it's in stock, we have it!"
-Georgia Peaches, California Grown - 89 cents lb.
-Nice Parachute: Never opened - used once.
-Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay $7 -- $9 per hour.
-Open house: Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee & donuts.
AND THE BEST ONE
-For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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10-09-2005 06:15 PM #1RC Racer
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Real Classified Listings
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10-09-2005 08:18 PM #2RC Racer
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HAHAHAHA.. those are good. this should be a permanent joke thread. just so we can have some laughs.
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10-09-2005 10:20 PM #3RC Qualifier
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haha! those are great
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10-09-2005 11:18 PM #4RC Racer
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I love that!
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10-10-2005 12:21 AM #5RC Turnbuckle Jr.
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10-10-2005 03:20 AM #6
lol i love it i read dum stuff like that all the time the got married one is so true
FRANKINRUSTLER,when bored build your toys
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10-10-2005 09:30 AM #7
Re: Real Classified Listings
I see you found my ad (jk). M an I love that one.Originally posted by Mr. N
-For Sale By Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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10-10-2005 06:01 PM #8RC Enthusiast
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those are great..look for more.
all the good sigs where takin, so i typed this.
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10-10-2005 06:07 PM #9
I like the parachute
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10-10-2005 06:08 PM #10RC Turnbuckle Jr.
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10-10-2005 08:15 PM #11
You guys made my dad that was so funny! I think that sticky idea is great hint hint.
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10-11-2005 10:28 AM #12RC Turnbuckle Jr.
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i seen a funny sign in a city optometrist's window
"if you cant see what you want, your in the right place!"
Im no expert. i just play one on the TRX forums
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