Yesterday the guy at my LHS told me to lubricate my engine after I run the NR. So I removed the cooling head from the engine and packed it with grease. Today I wasn't thinking about it but when I fired it up the grease fired out of the MIP pipe like a rocket and hit the preachers wife's nice white dress and white poodle. The poodle completely fliped out and took off. Unfortunately the leesh was tangled to the preachers wife's dress and ripped it off. Mean while durring all the comotion I wasn't paying attention to the NR which somehow took off and flew down the street into the street gutter scaring out some cats wich the poodle saw and started chasing. A police man drove by and saw the preachers wife talking to me with no dress on, and she was taken for indecient exposer. The police did not believe her story because the dog, NR, cats and dress where no where to be seen. I was happy that nothing has happened to me lately but man what a doozie.