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vapor32
06-16-2005, 10:00 PM
I was bored and I was watching tv to maybe get some ideas of what is could do. A ford commercial came up and was advertising for one of it's trucks. This brought me to a joke that i had heard and many other's like it but couldn't remember exactly how they went. Anyway to get to the piont the jokes were as follows:

FORD=F-fix O-or R-repair D-dialy
FORD=F-fast O-only R-rolling D-downhill

These were all i could think of but i know there are plenty more of them with diffrent car brands too. I would love it if you could share any with me and any other people reading this forum.:D

hobbyguy252
06-16-2005, 10:04 PM
I've got another FORD one..

F-ound
O-n
R-oad
D-ead

Rayman969
06-16-2005, 10:07 PM
J ust
E empty
E every
P ocket

And believe me it's true!~:D

batjerk
06-16-2005, 10:11 PM
Here's a couple:

Ford = First On Race Day
Ford = Flimsy Old Rebuilt Dodge

Chevy = Can Hear Every Valve Yell
Chevrolet = Cracked Heads Every Valve's Rotten Oil Leaks Every Time

Saab = Sad Attempt At Beauty

BMW = Broken Motor's Worthless

Pontiac = Poor Old Nut Thinks It's A Cadillac

Honda = Hold On Not Done Accelerating

Hmm, that's all I can think of for now.

nvracer
06-16-2005, 10:24 PM
Mercedes- my engine runs "badly" every day especialy saterday(the filter would not let me put in one of those words, I didn't think it was bad but oh well)

ford- flip over read directions

chevy astro- a stupid transportation rip off

Fiat- fix it again tony

maxxmaxxmaxx
06-16-2005, 10:31 PM
This will be closed eventually.

vapor32
06-16-2005, 10:35 PM
okay i have googled car names explaind and i came up with two websites i am only gonna put a couple and then i will put the link to them.

FIAT-Found In A Trash-can

GM-General Mistakes

Ford-First On Recall Day

FIAT- Futile Italian Attempet at Transportation

ACURA- Always Catching Up, Rarley Ahead

FIAT- Fix It Agian Tony (there are alot of fiat ones)

KIA- Kick It Again

SATURN- Same American Trash Under Revised Name

VW(volkwagon)-Virtually Worthless

JEEP- Just Expect Every Problem

the link:

http://www.fakecrap.com/funfree/carnames.html

vapor32
06-16-2005, 10:36 PM
awwwwwwwwwww why would it be closed

4-tec runner
06-16-2005, 11:12 PM
This thread reminds me of my friends old rusted civic. vrrrrrrrrooommmm *shift* Vrrrrooooommmm *shift* vroooooooommmmm*shift* Vroomm *POP* Yeah 40 MPH!!!! that was over like 20 secconds of flooring it.

Honda - keeping tools from rusting since the 80's (don't quote me on that)

nvracer
06-16-2005, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by nvracer
Mercedes- my engine runs "badly" every day especialy saterday(the filter would not let me put in one of those words, I didn't think it was bad but oh well)

ford- flip over read directions

chevy astro- a stupid transportation rip off

Fiat- fix it again tony

and benz in mercedes benz is bad engine no zoom

me and my dad thought up the astro and mercedes benz ones after my friend's dad was thinking he was really cool for driving around a mercedes and then getting a brand new astro to tow his boat with (he only onwns a boat so he can tell others he owns one, he uses it about 3 times per year.)

4-tec runner
06-17-2005, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by nvracer

(he only onwns a boat so he can tell others he owns one, he uses it about 3 times per year.)
sounds like my dad :confused:

RC BASHER
06-17-2005, 12:42 AM
People's dad's:rolleyes: ;)

nvracer
06-17-2005, 09:20 AM
my dad promised to get a boat, we are going to get one at the end of summer when there are a bunch of used ones for really cheap. But my dad will use it alot, and he will let me use it by my self.

BMW- big money wasted

I actuly really like mercedes and BMWs but its fun to find names for them

vapor32
06-17-2005, 10:30 AM
yeah it's not that i don't like ford or the other types of car it's just cool to see what types of funny names people can make out of them.

ChesterIEI
06-18-2005, 12:33 PM
Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair

X-Factor001
06-18-2005, 12:55 PM
Hey nvracer, my Dad is selling a boat. It's a 16-foot long drift-boat. He wants $2,800.00 for it and alot of stuff is new.:D

nitro27rustler
06-18-2005, 02:40 PM
If this thread is closed I would be very dissapointed in the forum... its just jokes about ALL brands.

e-pedetk
06-19-2005, 09:47 AM
notice there arent any mazda jokes......hehe

nitro27rustler
06-19-2005, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by e-pedetk
notice there arent any mazda jokes......hehe

MAZDA:
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Made After Zero Design Analysis

:D

vapor32
06-19-2005, 04:09 PM
It would be very disapionting if this thread were shut down. Although people could argue that it was offensive to them and try to get it closed. But let's just hope nothing like that will happen.

BlueMonster
06-19-2005, 04:42 PM
I don't see this being closed.

I did have to remove a link that contained some *** in the descriptions, but no points this time!

Just keep it clean..

MOPAR
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

vapor32
06-19-2005, 06:15 PM
yes i did see that in the web page and i didn't think you would have to remove that but that's okay:D

moparrr07
06-19-2005, 06:55 PM
Okay folks...

This is the second link I have had to deal with containing inappropriate content. If you are going to post a link, be sure to reveiew what is on the site.

-BlueMonster

chalkster
06-20-2005, 01:00 PM
LOTUS

lots of trouble usualy serious!